"Diaper change"

"Let me show you how it's done."

"Here's my puppet show."

"My dad wears these big gloves when he shovels the snow. I bet I could do it, too."

"I'm telling ya, this snow is no good for making a snowman."

("By the way, my mom took my haircut into her own hands... SHE NEVER WENT TO HAIRCUTTING SCHOOL. We go Tuesday for the repair.")